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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Loons and Moons

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry take kids to Disneyland and the family photos are magical - HOLA