What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:45

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”